When you are guai...

2006-10-01T15:20:00.000+08:00

not much mood left to blog.

will continue after exams.

ahh, 20% left then can play SCO.

chobitz stopped at 55. yy gimme.

next post...after exams.

2006-09-25T16:33:00.000+08:00

history repeated it self again. another year without a single exemption. same as last year, i had desperately hoped i would at least get an exemption for maths. but no! i had a b3 for one of the 3 tests in term 3, while i had maintained a steady a1 in term 1 and 2, and so im not eligible for exemption.

maybe not. try to nominate me at least? oh, fine, no. whatever. leave me as the only one who went quite seriously for maths quiz training but finished the year without an exemption. yeah, s'ok as long as most of the class has got exemption.

our om project was rather screwed as well.

wheres my ace from maths week and smo? projects day? with all those i would have gotten at least 75% ace. hey, but no! forgotten! sorry! just take the exam, not so hard!

5 subjects or so to study. then combined with an organism causing disruptions all around the cyber world. whatever the organism does, i guess ill ignore totally. not my business for these 2 weeks. by all means try to overthrow me as the top in the list, nic.

as negi goes: "I have to work hard"

bleah.

2006-09-21T18:06:00.000+08:00

rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my hand hurts...ow...

when i first fell on my right hand, it hurt like s**t. couldnt even eat by myself.

the next time, my left hand got kicked, it also hurt, not like s**t though.

this time, i fellon my left hand. again. lucky my bone seems intact...

sheesh. ill wear a wristband tomorrow. **** gravity!

2006-09-20T19:54:00.000+08:00

nothing much today...

soccer was good...keep it up guyz.

mp3 is terrific, even after 2 weeks. immersed so much in the 3d surround, so do forgive me for breaking out into off tune singing sometimes.

negi so interesting...but its a pathetic 26 ep anime....re make naooooooooooooooooooooooooo <3

heck. theres still manga. but theres really much less kick. hope asuna doesnt die again in the remake D:<

meh. nothing more. bored~

2006-09-14T21:53:00.000+08:00

lamlamlamlamlamlamlamlamlamlamlamlamlamlamlam.
this blog post is really random.

ok this post is basically very dumb and is filled with things regarding:
1)love
2)money
3)wine
4)sex

of course, im kidding.

there are few mistakes i will not make, which unfortunately has been present somewhere else in the shallow in the fishing net.

1) avoiding 'dangerous' colourful pixels and rays of light that might form a picture of a perfect art of a human body. such class...hitler had such great taste. for his living room.

2)go into maple, and give another guy a free 10k just because he ksed you. fames cost 7k. the other way is 10k.

3)putting the same password for alot of my accounts. ok, i did. but at least i got 5 different passwords for lotsa accounts.

4)feel offended because someone made a slight joke or rumor about me in class. weiqi has to endure rumours to, don't you think? *hinttiamsengeeninghint* why not take it in my stride. lalala...

5)pronounce all my words wrongly, despite it have pronounced by my english teacher 2 seconds ago.

6)let my friends tags be indulged in wonderful links of unnatural behaviours

7)apologise or give up for nothing, or just because someone tells me to. perserverence is a must quality in everyone!

8)frame someone for the mere whim of it. i will never stoop low as that

9)asking a level 110 sin to ks a guild of bbgians, just because the bbgians are level 35, and have taken your spot while you were afk.

10)the zomgah never of all: having a d**k and behaving in a manner like as tho my d**k is a contrary of my true gender. or mentality. i might act. i a drama member. but it will never be a behaviour. behaviours are reflective of oneself. especially unnatural behaviours =D

that was totally random today. friends, countrymen, bandits, and my dear soccer ball.

2006-09-11T20:33:00.000+08:00

de_request1_final:

Request/Reject Mission

Terrorist: Request the counter-terrorists to buy you an mp3 at all costs.

Counter Terrorists: Reject at all costs all requests to buy the terrorist an mp3.

Round Start.

The request has been planted!

The request has been granted!

Terrorist win!

yeah. so i've got my mp3 at long last. samsung one, sound quality is dam nice. it looks so cute! so small, so oval, so white, so shiny, ah, bliss...

it connects to the com to charge. needs a special cable to connect to com. hm, better not lose it. rare wires, must be worth at least a million. at the moment, i've only got like 12 or so songs inside. and listening to them over and over and over again...enough to make anyone...listen to them again. lucky it has a FM radio function, not bad eh. heh, so im still downloading songs at the moment. O-zone, audition, etc etc. ah yiyong, lend me the names in your playlist. whats the name of that happy jap song?

who wants to listen to slim shady? pretty vulgar, but, who cares?!

another net disaster incoming. i mean mission incoming.

de_request2_first_attempt:

Request/Reject Mission

Terrorist: Request the counter-terrorists to buy you a brand new, lovely laptop......

=D

2006-09-08T21:51:00.000+08:00

eeek. school's opening in 2 days, and i've hardly started on my homeworks. at least SLC postponed for the few of us, so that can wait. maths worksheets...gotta start today. php...ah saved by forum.

at least something is accomplished. our maths project! ultra topic of "Alternate Segment Theorem". eeek. but we just had 1 hour of discussion on work distribution, to this date, yx has finished the practice questions, qi en i think finished his portion, and ningyu too. i'm still looking for non-examples =x by the default meaning of non-examples, i can actually put a picture of a dog and say its a non example. argh. and zx...what to do? example also cannot find...

today was so fun! mini class outting. watch monster house at cine. i have to say something. i pity chowder. got owned by house...and gf snatched away by...whats the main character's name?

then lan. start off with assault. was shaking like MAD. couldnt sit still. i have to say it was really down to luck i fragged those peeps. chao tyco. then dust 2. calmed down enuff to buy an awp for the first round, and headshot ny thru the double doors. he havent bought his gun yet. whoops. sorry! xD and pooolday was really fun too, with the jumping and swimming. ak kinda zai, start, i chiong outta cubicle with ak, strafe right, shoot, headshot ny. 29 bullets left. next round, strafe right outta cubicle, shoot another bullet. headshot ny. sorry again! lol. oh ya assault dam funny, got friendly fire on, and thus was betrayed by ryan. rawr. pistol headshot lol.

haiz, nao dam sick of cs le. go and continue looking for non-examples ba. and start on my maths. and php.

and of cors, throw and catch peanuts with my mouth. so next class outing can do with fries again. caught one today while my mouth was opened only abit. hoho.

2006-09-02T17:27:00.000+08:00

was back from hell, then thrown in again.

a short period outta hell. teachers day eve.

went back to saps. and discovered a truly stupid rule.

security guard: sign ur name and time.
me: ok lo.
*signs*
security guard: remember, only first floor hor!
im like wtf?!
me: then hall lei?!
also cannot ._. thats realy stupid. nao have to wait till teachers ramdomly come down, then can meet them. me and erjia were the first from 6-5 to arrive. sheesh, he become so quiet le. never even taunt me. at least he acknowledged that im there =x so gave him a small smile. then i sent sms to xinyu and kw, tell them abt the dumb security. then something funny happened. i want send to kw, so i scroll down my phonebook really fast, see his name, press enter button 3 times. shit. sending: KC. OMFG. and he replied! dam funny.

me: nao the security dam stupid, visitor only can go first floor. hall also cannot, how to see teachers =.=
KC: can la...just merng us...
me(feeling like wtf lolololol): sorry, sent wrong person de xDDD
KC: heh heh...

after that small incident we wait. wait. wait. finally like 1 hour after i reached saps, 20 plus outta our original class of 40 were there. the girls had 2 cards, 1 for raymond lee and 1 for mrs wong. we only met mr lee. but hey, he was the teacher who truly polished my maths. and he cant remember my name. rawr. but nvm, he remembers my face xD. then dam funny, since he dun rmb us, someone started tricking him. point at surya, "that one norman!" then point at chen tao, "that one erjia!" "no la, that one erjia..." and he points to the correct guy. and stuff and stuff. then he went up.

then we try look for mrs wong, p6 form teacher. after alot of waiting still dint c her. neither did kw arrive yet. everyone was wondering whether he got lost, since xenia arrived way b4 him , although both nan hua secondary de. hm...every1 dunno ...hinthintnanhuaprimaryschoolhinthint... ah eventually still cannot find mr wong, so just left the card with another teacher to give to her.

since kw was so late, we niao him. make him run totally in circles. first he got off at the bus stop the 'old trafford' way, and we tell him we at cdans bus stop. but we actually at school. then we walk towards his busstop, planning to meet him on the way. but then, walk, and never met him. so call him again, and realise he walked another route towards cdans bus stop, thus never c us. getting better by the moment. so we tell him go towards the school from where he was, then head towards 'old trafford'. we met him there. he was fuming, cos make him walk nearly there, then in the end make him walk to the bus stop where he came from. xD

then at bus stop, bigger surprise for him. we tell him we going lot1, must take 188. he swore loudly, "wat the heck, i was taking 188 just nao lor! waste my 45c..." lol. owned.
then we are off to the 6-5 class outting. lots of laughter, jokes, etc. but really simple la, eat lunch, then take neoprints le. then finish. but still quite fun. heh.

next day, first thing in the morning is the try out cs source. assault lags shit, so play dust. logs into ny's sin for bro to mm. in the end turn out shit again. sorry ny =x. so yea, im startin to get really fed up with my bro. again. bloody irritating, always act clever. this holiday is gonna be hell, if i don't find somewhere else to go instead of sticking at home with him D: lan anyone?

ps. we found out erjia became really quiet. no idea why o.O

pps. 'old trafford' = the void deck where we played bottle soccer in p6 times =x

2006-08-30T23:02:00.000+08:00

had quite a bad day. 3 reasons, angry at classmate, angry for friends, angry at myself.

for the past few days after the camp, i had heard rumours that he has told his parents about the camp, and his mom even CALLED up Saints Adventures to complain about the trainer's antics. i was doubting it at first, and merely took it along as a joke. but within half a day, it was looking more and more likely, and with some careful thinking, i thought that i should have realised right after the camp was over.

this is bloody stupid. for EVERY single thing, u have to complain to ur bleedy mom. this is a CAMP. C-A-M-P. understand? i dont care if u don't. the problem is that u keep acting like a loser. i noe this might not be ur fault. it might be the way u were brought up, or maybe it might be a medical problem, but this is getting on my damn nerves. im not gonna waste my time explaining why u shouldnt complain about the camp to anybody. even a retarded person can realise that. if u read this, and decide to classify me as a bully, go ahead. go ahead, name urself with those few friend(s) u have. the reason so many people even bother to "bully" you, its your own bloody fault.

then again, his mom. in my honest opinion, this extra care is ruining his life. i pity him for what he turns out to be. i pity him for wat he has to endure. taunts and stuff. if this going on, hes going to be bloody useless. for goodness sake, women, leave him alone! that would do us all a favour, AND you can get him to grow up faster.

the same reason im angry, for my friend. because of u complaining, complaining, complaining, non-stop, ur own dilemmas have turned into many other's discomforts. no one dares to do shit around u. u caused my friends trouble, more trouble than u are bloody worth, at all. u have wasted their time, energy, trying to avoid trouble with u and ur dickstick mom. i have been trying to act nice to u, but it seems to be all in vain. u leave me in peace, but my world around me is not. for goodness sake, whatever bad stuff that happens to u, don't be a f-uped loser and tell ur mom, we don't give a damn what she says, and DON'T get her coming after us again. or else.

then im angry with myself. for not realising. and for being slow. and this has landed me into a worst combination of group members. zx, him, yx, ning. ning can control his mapling, im fine with hime. yx, i have to telephone him to get him to go online. but please don't make excuses. thanks. zx, have to telephone also, but theres a bit of problem. if he feels like it, he works hard. if not, then he slacks like...slacky. but the problem is him. i cant believe myself for allowing myself to look so slowly for group members, that im stuck with him. bloody hell.

i've got the main worksheet, so im the fking leader, and u better listen to me. on msn, u always act like u noe msn language very well. act cool only. i saw ur super spastic message.

*whole class invited to msn*
bing: every1 bring rags tmr
someone: kae
someone2: no prob
him: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

very nice to fall asleep at the computer table issit? that was the most spastic use of "zzz" i have ever seen in my life. people agree cheerfully, u snore at an instruction. piss off man.

i gotta confess something. all this shit in a day caused my temper to really go up. after finding out my group, i was dam frustrated. then yy whacks me as a joke. wrong time to do that. so i burst. i turned around and shouted at him, and really tried to whack him. whacking, whacking, came to my senses, realised wtf i am doing, soften the whacks, stopped. sry kae, yy, just a moment of madness, or else i would have laughed along after the whack. never meant to burst out at u.

back to the point. if you ever get to read this, dun bitch about it. take it like a man, not a f**kstick loser. if you get ur mom involved another time, don't blame us if u get deep shit hating from the whole class. i mean it.

2006-08-29T19:25:00.000+08:00

chiong post.

bloody ninth floor bastards are throwing unwanted stuff out of thier window onto my balcony again. this time, the rubbish is a ACS primary worksheet, all crumpled up. that tells me that the thrower is a f*cking child, trying to escape work. so i have written this message on the paper:

Hi! thank you for throwing down such wonderful rubbish everyday. therefore, i wish to return this to you. it is, after all, rightfully yours. if you happen to "acccidently" throw more stuff down, you can be safely assured that it will be returned to you. good day cleaning up after youself *big smiley*

im thinking of stuffing under his door. should i do it? good idea? bad idea? get into quarrels? help me decide =(

and physics test tmr confirmed screwed le. played the whole afternoon. just started studying. going to mug 1 hour, then bath and sleep =) mind maps ftw

2006-08-28T20:54:00.000+08:00

*continued*

then river challenge. i was one of the first to cross. i crossed with danny. it was really funny. somehow both of us couldn't balance the tube, with both of us facing the front. we sat like this:
front
_x_
/ \_x_/
the x's represent where me and danny sat. so in the end, wasting a bit too much time, i just just jumped on (after falling backwards once and getting my shoe full of sand =s) and started pulling the safety line to the other bank. halfway we started to turn around because unbalanced, and soon we were facing the opposite direction we started with. don't want to waste any more time, we just continued pulling. somehow we went quite fast, and the speed kept us stable. haiya, wish i could have gone back one more time...

then we finally saw the true side of him. the next activity was nature rumble, by far the best activity, as most of our class feel. we follow a winding track that cut through tall grass and bushes. we were warned to keep quiet as there "might be" boars and bees. then we walked to some mud pond and we were told to squat and wait. 3 minutes into the wait.

"AHHHHHH. SOMEBUDDY HELP ME. AHHHHHHH." oh, the horror! there was a single DEADLY "horsefly" on his leg. standing there paralysed, he continued to shout for help. aiya, so what to do in this dilemma? of course, swipe the fly away. hong hui took the initiative. what a kind and caring guy. with an almight wave of a hand, the evil was chased away. victory for mankind!

but, despite comfortations that he would not die, he continued crying, refusing to believe that nothing would happen to him except a little bleeding. at this moment, the first impression of an enthu-kia, came crashing down to a mummy's boy. at that moment, bing and i were...well, cannot remain standing le. laugh until stomach pain when towkay went "...shoefly. AHHHHHHHHH" and he screamed as well. if towkay went on, i might have gotten lung problems. short of breath xD i love towkay's style ;)

another thing worth mentioning. night times. our tent was quite fun. bing and danny slept topless, cos its dam hot. i tried to, but its not safe, especially with nicholas sleeping beside me. he touched me once while i was topless. totally creeped out. then there was this funny incident on the first night. we all thought ben and yy were asleep. so we started to talk about funny stuff about ben and raashidah.

someone: ben asleep liao arh?
someone2: ya. should be. so good...
someone3: wa, maybe later he dream about raashidah. then turn around and rub yy and say "raashidah..."
*laughter*
ben: shut up.

woah. he was still awake. dang xD

thats all interesting for the camp. =D

then today, i fell sick at school. felt like vomiting after recess. i got home at 4.10 like that, took of fshoes, on the fan, threw my bag to the floor, and jumped on the recliner and slept for half and hour. woke up, measured my temperature. WTF 38.5 deg C omfg zomgah. so went into bed room, on air con, got a blanket, got my cup, ate 2 pieces of panadol, put and towel on my head, and slept for 3 straight hours. had dinner. took temperature again. HOLY SAUSAGE 37.1. zomgah i ownz. that was the fastest i ever healed. down by 1.4 deg C in 4 hours.

therefore i conclude that i will not die from a horsefly bite =D

2006-08-27T19:26:00.000+08:00

finally, i'm back to civilisation. 2 days ago. nevertheless, all of us have seen the true side of him in the camp. here my side of the...

Sec 2 Camp

1st day:

got onto the bus. all 10 of us sat at the front. i chose to sit with yyy, and how good my choice is. he has his...dum dee dum dum...the saviour of boredom...dum dee dum dum...EM PEE TREE!!! for all yayness in the world. i listened to it all the 40 minutes to there, and i still wish the trip could have lasted longer.

so the first impression when we got to the camp was: hot, sticky, and unfair. but that pretty much changed after lunch. soon we realised our luck in getting towkay and bernard as our instructors. i daresay they were the best of the crop. one niao-ster, the other...non strict sticker to the schedule. actually both of them. in our group, there was this pimple face, near botak hair, and big nerdy smiler (all same guy), and quite enthu. he sure had some fun later in the camp.

meanwhile, the camp instructors started off with some agreement thing. i think this thing is gonna be used to measure his first impression of us. so the enthu-kia "yes" very loudly, good impression. sad thing, the impression is soooooooo gonna be punctured. that puncture came very soon. in the afternoon, we had the hike. so fun, keep talking while walking. occasionally niao yu xuan. then, like an hour or so into the hike, pimpy face squatted down, apparently unable to walk further due to dizziness.

aiya, even walking for 1 hour, with water bottles ready, will still become dizzy. i haven't even started sweating. so then, he was picked up by an air con car, and sent to our last checkpoint, where some of our group worked out the answers. we walked there, he was driven there. the start of a bit useless.

2nd day:

ah. the fun day. cooperation corner was the first activity. as far as i know, it's pimpy face's favourite activity. reason: the least fear factors. after all, what is the camp for, but to help us overcome some fears? yes best, sensible reason for a best activity. anyway, the activities were nearly quite screwed. somehow we just couldn't accomplish it.

*continues tomorrow*

2006-08-21T21:44:00.000+08:00

today shall post something slightly vulgar. not in words. in the content. just continue and you'll get wat i mean.

first, a song by a band of three, gay, headband crazy freaks. this is best with high volume, full screen, and no pa or ma around. once, again, you'll understand when you click.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P57RmHg5DWs

this one, even better. once again, no pa or ma. no full volume, its quite loud. but this is HILARIOUS. a must watch.

end.of.world

enjoy. and, by the way, wtf^^?

xD

2006-08-20T20:44:00.000+08:00

Hah. Played Simcity today. Got revenge on the game. Made an annual 4k simeleons xDDD with the free everything cheat. lalalala. sadly, all the bulldozing still had to be paid in full. in the end spent a total of around 11k on bulldozing pieces of abandoned shit. then at one part, they want me lower taxes. wtf, tax only 7% lor...lower i no money liao la =x

then while parents swimming, pia maple time. bad news, i grew 1 level only. good news...dum dee dum dum...finally a clericzorz! so i bring myself to henesys, beside bh's dk, who was controlled by ny. he had arounhd half life. so i start healing. after i healed about 0.5% of his health, i realise i was not getting exp. cos why? his life too much for my miniscule healing. i heal a magnificent 30 hp. when his total life is 7.4k =x so no choice. go pq. heal warrior. 2 exp 2 exp 2 exp. zzzzzzz.

then mom's rules on computer usage quite bad la. undefined restrictions. but i think if she is at home and im start using the com, 2h max. she's not at home, but come home to find me using com, 1h max. where got time to open maple shop??? T.T the troubles of the poor.

then tmr, yes best liao. whole day stuck in lab doing lab skillz. LAB SKILLZORZ. i had enough of the lab, thank yew very much. credit goes to TanHC.

and i shalt goes and checks my coms graphic card. oooh...unbelievable! 32mb memory graphic card! excellent! just nice for battle-on! anyone got a 128mb to spare please T.T eh how to check ram?

something random. nininoi transforms...to nynynoy! hence nynynoy = ning yu ning yu ning oh yu. xD

another random shit.
miies lubbies

2006-08-17T22:07:00.000+08:00

I was reading bing's and yy's blog, and i realised both of them wanted me to do this quiz. wth lol.

Name 11 people you can think of right now in your head. After that tag at least 5 people to do this.

1. Yiyong
2. Bing
3. Eli
4. Hubert
5. Yu Xuan
6. Huang Ji
7. Ningyu
8. Brother
9. Chun Wai
10. Jing Jie
11. Shaun

1. How did you meet 10?
sec 1.

2.What would you do if you never met 2?
wilt like a flower in my level of fun

3.What would you do if 9 and 11 dated?
er, not a good match.

4.Do you like 7?
he's cute, and quite helpful. lololz lieks ownz plz!!!111ONEoneone11222twotwo

5.Would 5 and 6 make a good couple?
quite. when it comes to big mouthing...perfect match

6.Describe 3?
o.O my 3 is same as yy's. shalt borrow his answer. Effeminate, quite rich, very nice person. Hyper in his own way. xD

7.Do you think 8 is attractive?
definitely not.

8.Tell me something about 2?
very bold

9.Do you know any of 4's family?
might be fat? no

10.Whats 5's favourite things?
boasting, lying, playin maple

11.What would you do if 3 confesses he/she likes you?
tell him i wouldnt want to snatch him from ren jie/phang

12.What language does 6 speak?
lily language

13.Who is 9 going out with?
how do i noe? like zomgah

14. How old is 8 now?
11.75 yr old

15.When was the last time you talked to 1?
3 hours ago. during dinner. with eli and hubbey

16.What is 2's favourite band/singer?
*checks* himself

17.Would you ever date 7?
uh, no. treat him to dinner, yes xD

18.Would you ever date 11?
OMFG? NEVER

19. Have you ever seen 2 naked?
half-naked, or underpants, yeah. =p

5 People whom you want to pass this on to
lim kah hong
surya
daniel(if he starts blogging)
shaun(if he starts blogging)
jiakun(if he continues blogging)

2006-08-16T19:52:00.000+08:00

Fine. I'll be sporting and not lie. xD

Name 3 schools you went to
-St. Anthony's primary school
-HCI
-err...kindergarden?

Name 3 things in your purse/wallet
-Lots of coins
-1 used maple prepaid. where are the rest? D:
-a 2005 calender xD

Name 3 things you like to wear
-long black pants.
-black polo shirt.
-black shoes. for fun =p

Name 3 things you always do when you are stressed up
-blog
-play maple
-talk to ningyu or yiyong. counselling!! no, NEVER go to hubert.

Name 3 fav songs right now
-audition canon groove
-despre tine
-very limited songs i know =( er...audition de Jewellry How are you?

Name 3 favourite persons in life
-momma
-daddy
-grandma. hey, no space for the whole of my family?!

Name 3 places you go on a daily basis
-bedroom
-toilet
-master bedroom. theres a computer there!

Name 3 things you like to do
-play with friends. com games. soccer.
-pwn my enemies.
-write a really funny piece of compo!!! *jealous of someone*

Name 3 person of the opposite sex that you hold hands before
-mom
-sis. nearly got lost in ndp crowd.
-some kindergarden classmate. cant remember who =s

Name three favourite fruits
-apples =D
-strawberry
-longans

Name 3 things you are addicted to
-computer =s
-halo2. yiyong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
-despising people who are blatant liars, boasters, etc.

Name 3 favourite hobbies
-playing com!
-slacking. really!
-sit on the recliner

Name 3 career choices
-doctor
-lawyer
-minister. what do you think?!

Name 3 goals in 2006
-get a new com
-get CS source
-get more female contacts. girl friends. not girlfriends. but i don't mind the latter =p

Name 3 plans for tomorrow
-pass maths =x
-get my new uniform
-play com again

Name 3 things that scare you
-homework
-getting found out on playing com
-er...big sized, axe wielding gansters?

Name 3 of your essential needs
-computer. dur.
-friends. dur.
-family. dur.

Name three things you are wearing right now
-too small bermudas.
-white cotton shirt
-my ever-needing-to-be-replaced specs. cant wait to get contacts.

Name 3 unforgettable events still in your mind
-army daze performance
-army daze rehearsals
-the one and only time i cried in 2 years. =(

Name 3 of your fav bands or musical artistes
-er...o-zone
-zomgah...audition songs makers. or copiers.
-ok stop it. i don't have another. i don't even have a mp3 =(

Name 3 things essential in relationship
-love
-trust
-er...long-standing relationship?

Name 3 things you want to do before you leave this world
-get married
-get children
-get a reallyyyyyyyyyy nice house =p

Name 3 wines
-whisky. is this a wine?
-grape wine
-rice wine

Been trap in lift?
-no. im really lucky

Lied to the person you love most?
-mm hm

Bluff a person you dont like/love him when you do?
-no. i bluff other people

Violated the law?
-er...littering?

Been in jail?
-hope not...

Trapped in a room with only a opposite sex around?
-yes, my sister.

Love someone with your whole heart?
-momma!!! xD oh u mean non-family? eh, not yet...i think

Name 3 people to do this quiz
-nicholas
-yiyong. oh no he was koped. jia kun gogogo
-the blogging community is so small hm...lim kah hong. oh wait, better let him access.

And zomgah, tmr's maths test and i'm down with flu. no mood at all to study. heck, go sleep.

2006-08-11T23:03:00.000+08:00

SACA over. put up a great show. with much unproffessionalism xD

Me:Nic, sit down and stop moving!
*Nic and co totally ignores me
(Onstage)Bing:Why the sudden coldness towards me? *whacks cup off
*Crash of heineken bottle from backstage
Nic: wah, my timing very good leh.

then boyan did superbly in trying to cover up his mistake.
li jie, the best trader in our country-sorry-the best trader in the land...
haiz, he should have just continued.

then we took photos. i thought i looked like an evil warlock without the vest, but others think i look like im wearing maternity clothes. and its really very hot in that suit.whole thing is dark wat, will absorb radiation.

to "celebrate", we went to eat at kap. totally pwnt Apple Ex. dao him until like alam siah liddat. then we pile all the fries together. a mountain of fries about 10-15cm tall, 30 cm wide. reduced to 5cm tall in 3 minutes xD and whats more, non-contributors got ALOT of fries. rawr. not that i mind. then we started playing some funneh games, and also tried to throw the fries into our mouth. i can catch 5 fries at once ok! not bluffing! u want i show u. only thing is, the fry is too fast to see, u can only see when it gets into my mouth. super brakes.

then i went home, borrowed a com to blog, and played audition. badly deproved. im off to play abit more. anyone can go online nao? i wan practise =(

neeneenoy, the class spirit. =)

2006-08-07T20:14:00.000+08:00

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee i'm back. so much stuff has happened i think i wanna cut short.

saca stuff was dam wierd. nicholas just came, and he got the lead role. totally win terence o.O nicholas how do ya do that? tyconess ba =p then i still dun think i can act lor. lina yong and beefy talk about wad immersing in character, so difficult! i must be funny, they say. how???????? T.T then they say my shoulders abit hunched de. so im trying to walk straight nao, with shoulders back a bit more. i feel better, i look better, but i cant get it into a habit. my shoulders are hunched while im typing. wtf. T.T #2

then last friday, finish PE, we want go play soccer at volleyball court. i walking from far to the court, i see yellow apple kick green apple right in the stomach. wow, good aiming at the ball =s. he aim wrong ball i guess. then we go up. just about to start friendly with 2m, which we sure pwn, then got 2 stupid IS guys there, like sec 3 liddat. 2m come, and then 10 plus IS boys come and say they came first. hello, like 2m run there, u walk there after them, we should pass the court to you after -10 minutes of playing? dream on bastards.

so how? challenge us to a single goal match. bloody rough ruffians. push here push there. running to take throw in also push me away. wtf. so i kick him "accidently" while tackling him. then they score. i think green apple has more luck then yellow apple has more skill. someday we must have a trial to see who better. but back to the ended match. noisy and yellow apple apparently must have heard the bang of ball hitting net, thus sending some unique sound wave that only male flower brand apples can hear. they quarrel say no goal, but hit crossbar. champions.

then green apple is probably the best thinker in the world. when he was surrounded by the IS sec 4'who came from the canteen to act cool in front of the girls, he scold them "International Bastards" or "cb". cant rmb which. anyway, his salary for that was a nice punch on the ear by one lily of a loy. snatch court, quarrel, punch, threaten, in the end still have the ****ing guts to say "we mean no harm". nvm pity them lar. they pay thousand plus a month so they could come here and snatch court with us every friday. super worth it for them, aint it.

then chao fun class outing. the movie was quite cool, consisted of hot girls and hot cars. tiam go there and at the starting he would start rubbing himself. dun expect anything less than that. the characters looked quite cool. especially the jap pple. han or somebody liddat. and it was SUPER noisy. at least 1 third of the movie were VROOOOM VROOOOOOM SCREEEECH BANG. main highlight? repair the goddam tires!!!!!

main highlight of movie is that, but main highlight of outing is the LAN. woot. twas ownage. awp all the way! ak not bad also, headshot on my first shot with ak. xD then if u put me and bing on one team, no matter who else is on our team or their team, even daniel on their team, i think we can win. easily. like cs_assault ownz plz. i go main entrance, cant go in, so i watch kun shoot. then i decide to go in, zoom in, and c the backdoor open and the person i'm aiming dies. dam hilarious, watching it thru the scope. must take video next time!!!! and i simply love awp <3 i declare, i'm sniping, not camping. screw u if u accuse me of camping =p

de_dust2 not bad. alot of switching teams tho. nicholas got kicked, becos of his dam pro fooling around skills. awp still ownz, but i prefer ak in that map. but i love my rampage. 4 pple appear thru the tunnel, only me facing them. all others went other way. so i zoom in, pick one off, take cover. repeat that 2 more times, and theres only zc left. he move left and rite, shoot 2 times hit him on the arm only, never die. so i run behind the entrance of tunnel, throw one HE in diagonally, and burst in, zoom and shoot him thru the smoke. pwned xD

another pwning incident today. hubert got his ass kicked. by bing. good work man. i think hubert enjoyed the feeling. shuang ma? maybe not in front of so many peeps using handphone taking pics. green apple got a rather zai pic, the hand right the bullseye. the size of the picture also makes it look like hubert is doing it to himself. chao good timing and size. any intention of becoming a professional photographer? xD

gratz and good job huang ji. won the first prize for story telling comp. 20 dollar popular voucher. go buy cs or fifa!!!!! naooooooooooooooooooooo ><

2006-08-03T19:31:00.000+08:00

i found out today, why hokkiens are right. in runescape, when i go fishing with the net, you do the funny thing. so if u cannot catch fish, go be a washerwoma. i prefer to be washerman ;)

then got one wierd teacher today. we open the doot to get our ball, and without 5 seconds she comes in and says "you cannot kick soccer in the class you know. you know still kick? whos your form teacher?" "mr cheng." like kc cares man. thats the gd thing about having him as a form teacher. sadly, this year is coming to an end already...wtf. who the heck is the teacher anyway?

then the toot teacher chase us out of our OWN classroom, says she's going to use it to show her students a video. *lack of logic alarm rings madly* our own classroom, out computer, she chase us out so she and her students can watch it peacefully? so we act siao kia, stay outside the classroom at stare in, then later walk around the classroom, go other side of classroom, lean over railing, admire the rock sunbathing in the shade...so shuang. but in the end fail la, they never bother to look at us. nvm lor.

weee, landed myself as the LEAD actor. lead actor for locals xD from local 2 become local 1. the rehearsal dam shuang also. half hour of radio play, 1 and half hour of slacking, and in the end 2 and half hour cip.

its so wierd, i never realised kc drove past me in my own condo, shoulda kicked my nike ball in front of his car. or maybe not. my poor soccer ball.

2006-08-02T21:31:00.000+08:00

IS test was so easy. got 32/30 without studying. guess i fall under clever slackers for that xDDD but i spent a bleedy long 1hr 10 mins on the letter...damn, overshot. lucky i managed to cram the last 1 page when theres like 8 mins left. pro-ness xD

from today's soccer during recess, i think i'm getting more accurate,shooting and crossing. but i need a field to cross =s. but i still think danny takes too long to gear up for a shot. cmon, make use of the energy already in the ball when it flys towards u, and just smash it with the instep! thats what i call ramming. i'm gonna practise half-volley soon. shoots off like a bullet. 2L will have no chance. good luck 2L, you'll need it =)

i also think we need a change of keeper. from the way green apple saves balls coming directly at him, one could think hes more interested in saving his own balls from the ball than saving his own balls and the ball, both at the same time. liekz wich iz better plz lolz, saving 2 balls or 3 balls? xD

gosh, i got so bored of my dit, after i played ny's 67 sin, bing's 75 DK, and my sis's 73 ranger, i went to play runescape. the best game in the world. trains your reactions! pit your patience against the lag! wield a sword and eat the lobster instead! press enter and realise you are not logging in! kill's someone's chicken and engage in a fun and enriching flaming war! practise disguising it as the class forum! wadeva more. i cant think at the moment.
i cant believe im still playing it. nao.

omg yay, i reach level 5!!!!! wood chopping level xD

2006-08-01T19:39:00.000+08:00

sigh. our hopes of finishing first in i-league was rammed and blasted over and over again. one after another, the shooting bullet flies past a stunned green apple. but yellow apple blocked a good one. so what to do? kick green apple out, of course.
but i think the main cause of our losses against strong teams (not counting 3n) is that nearly everyone is in the wrong position.
from what i see, jj might be too weak when joslting up front, and too short to receive long passes and crosses, he himself complains his legs are too short xD. should be midfield.
bing is ok in current position, but i rather move him up more.
danny...just a bit too slow if mobbed. but should be ok if he takes long shots. defender in my opinion.
yellow apple is not bad la, his current form. i'm looking forward to see him play actually, but as a goalie. outfield, quite good as a decoy xDDDDD.
noisy apple is a defender, definitely. solid one. just too noisy, thus morale of team might drop.
green apple...only to be put on against weak shooters, like 1L and 2L? other than that, let him warm the cold bench.
as for me...well, you tell me where im best. i like dribble from own court to halffield and shoot =p.

enough about soccer. lets go lanning. on sunday. 5v10? me, bing, danny, nic, and either green apple or jj lor. if green apple, let him snipe from behind us, the rest chiong. if jj, then i wan snipe xD gif me an auto sniper and we should win. but if we are pitched against campers, maybe ill take awp. ohko. but i suppose the situations would be like last time. since the T team most likely all campers.

bing: all chiong back door. i go first.
*baaaaaaaang(9 gunshots)*
-ny has killed bing with awp.
other members of T team: wtf, dun ks!
~or~

bing: oh shyt they camping. dun block the door!!!!!
nic: just go in la.
bing has attacked a teammate.
bing has headshot nic with M4A1.

~or~

Guai: all of them in hostage room. throw HE to chase them out.
bing has killed a hostage.
nic has killed a hostage.
danny has killed a hostage.

what ever la. bound to be very funny on that day.

oh ya. the wonders of tan hc. learnt pretty much. every1 squints at the screen, deciphering the ~science lab conputer~ code while he continues to talk thru his speak. he mind as well face the speaker to the wall, nobody is listening. only hearing. and his test was such a wonderful and useful recap of primary school science that we have all forgotten. thats why, we must all practise. we must not use the towel to clean the rod. we must use the cotton towel to clean the glass rod. -_-"

2006-07-31T19:31:00.000+08:00

yay. apparently wormy apple rolled all the way to antartica and saw corals there. he did quite a bit of research there, reporting the effects global warming that would would happen to the coral. new insight isn't it? after all, i always had the impression that corals only existed at the sunny and sandy beaches, like australia. maybe i'm wrong, but i don't really think penguins and seals are that interested in the colourful piles of rock. so whats the point of a coral at antartica?
then long time ago, in a far away and non-related land, an apple tree bears a new breed of apple from pure manure, the Apple Ex. it was called exacrable apple at first because it fed on purely manure to grow up (and most of the manure belongs to other apples), but soon it became and extremely execrable apple, thus the Apple Ex.

oh i don't feel like complaining already. maybe next time i'll continue with Apple Ex.

meanwhile, cute apple stole my display pics. issit a function of the newest msn messenger? o.O he stole 2 already. stealer. so much for standard english. and hubert is wonderful at creating associations, he should really be the head (or the balls) of the ministry of associations. hes got the Speak Standard English Assoction, Gay Nini Noi Association, Big Balls Association, Medium Balls Association, and guess what, Small Balls Association. really, why don't we have a Soccer Balls Association. much less gay, ain't it. and since hubert likes touching balls so much, lets get $2 from class fund and give him a wonderful birthday gift of 2 extra large personal fishballs. im sure its an ideal present. trust me ;)

Advertisement:Any pictures or videos of army daze, please send them to me. ty vm.
*oops. just missing army daze.

wee, today i had flair. wierd, against my own friends i always can play very well de, against sec2 oso quite good, but against sec 1 and 3...suddenly slow like my com liddat. decisions lag, shots high, passes intercepted...which is the direct opposite of today. we went to play soccer for like half hour b4 maths quiz, and i descover more of my talent. woo hoo. legs are long for a reason. thats why i win jj. xD

2006-07-30T11:09:00.000+08:00

Army Daze is finally over. for the past six months, it was really tiring and busy for everyone. feb, mar, apr, all basic blockings and stage directions. also got a bit bored of the workshop, but good fake yy! hand over eyebrow, pen moving left and right, and the instructor goes, "my, look at how your director is concentrating!" when he was actually sleeping xDDD.
from co-director, i dropped to stage manager. but im not complaining. i think i would have screwed up the play with my directing. yy and yq seriously got dang lot of ideas. the wonders of names starting with y.
mr x had to go thru alot of transformations. first we wanted to use beefy apple. but he doesn't want to be. so we changed to another edc member. but one after another were slackers and "couldn't" come for rehearsals. finally we decided on kc! he was supposed to have a wheelchair with joseph being his submissive boy toy, but that was scrapped because we soon lost the wheelchair. heck, gj, kc!
the performance was flawless. whoo hoo. prolly the only thing was going over the full house. when it was time for curtain call, the size of the audience hit my in the face. people sitting on the steps...wow. i had no idea why we overshot. we expected there to be full house with a usual 10 percent not turning up...but in the end an extra 30 percent came. sweet.
hope u guys enjoyed the play. i certainly did.

oh yeah, theres just one problem with edc. his from 2m, has oversized glasses, big mouth, even an oversized head for his small body. and his impermeable thick skin. who else am i toking about? well, there are two 2m peeps in edc. one is beefy. whos the other? heres a wicked junior level 1/2 riddle.

Idiotic,
Vile,
Abhorrent,
Nauseating,
Loathesome,
Extremely
Execrable.

get it yet? its ok if u dont. for nao, he is execrable apple. we went kap after the performance ytd, and me knowing hes bound to steal peeps food, i set up a trap for him. i ate all my fries except two, i licked one all around, and the other, i rubbed the table a few times. i put it on my tray, acting innocent. i turned to look at where yy escaped to, and i turn back, i see the fry disappear into his mouth. yuck. i tell him wat i did with the fry, he merely shrugged. then i finished my burger. there was some lettuce and suace left over from the McChicken in the wrapper, and he took those as well. then he wiped his hands on MY tissue. wtf, i could have kick his arse right open, right there. if it wasnt for beefy sitting opposite him givin the raised eyebrows, i would have taken him out with my own hands. or feet. we complain that he takes his food, and he says we are welcome to take his. cmon, i'll touch his food over my dead body. his food stinks with the aura of execrable apple.
i wont EVER eat with him at a table. never again.

2006-07-27T22:21:00.000+08:00

weeeeeee.
today's rehearsal rox. yq said we rock. like finally we get a rehearsal that worked nicely. and just before the production day too! heh, maybe all were good except for lights. miscue a few of the times, but nvm. transitions were so smooth, and the sample audience laughed! many times~ and i just cant wait to c u guys reactions when ely comes on. anybody going to woo him? xDDDD maybe whistle la haha. tmr i must wear drama t-shirt and long black pants, too cold today.

then today the TCM came. ask why only 1 ticket. well, we are having right sharing attitude! each of us 40 plus cents, isn't that such a great sacrifice already? oh no, she thinks. must contribute to society for wad society has given us. using her quote, i can rightly refuse to donate to needy associations. after all, the needy society never gave me anything, so i needn't give anything back right?
well duh no. but i gave her mian zi, she still fuss. none of us gives a sheeeet about whatever she says. come to think of it, bing is right. why in the world did i give her 5 tickets?! zomgah i got scammed. mass defame and ks pls =x heck bring a ball and pe i quickly use finish my 5 dollars and go play soccer. then later she comes back and says, oi go and buy or do something at the funfair. smack her with the ball la, we contribute to society liao.

oh, and ivan of 2m is seriously wierd. yy, can i dun sit beside ivan tmr please? get beefy. ty.

2006-07-26T22:15:00.001+08:00

i saw bing's biceps ytd. i saw yyy's biceps today. i practically see hh's biceps everyday, when he grabs my hand to take my pulse, and finally concludes that i did not do anything to lily loy the day before. he lets he vice-like grip go, leaving me to rub my red wrist. but thats not the point.
they all have goddam big biceps. at least relatively. theirs are at least 10cm when flexed, while hh's can go up to 14cm. wtf! thats twice of mine! and next year i have to do pull-ups...zomgah, i need to train. really.
i wonder, why did i not join canoeing, or wushu, or gym, even judo?! if only listened to the canoeing senior last year. he said, "if you join canoeing, you would have a damn hot body!" yeah. bing, you r hawt all right. no, i'm not gay. its the truth. and i'm jealous rawrrrrrrrrrrr!

suddenly big butt apple talks to me on msn, and does =.=. so i do back to him. then he goes plox. so i copy. oh yeah, we start spamming each other. i think i noe why. cos hes private message is "cmon army daze buy tix from me =)" so i put "buy from me not big butt apple". in the end, he gives me the wonderful equation that "plox + zorz = plozorz". he has such a wonderful sense of logic. oh my. oh my.

oh yeah, green apple was kicked off apple fc today. so cool. u noe wats cool? the sound effect green apple produced. "kfar kfar kfar kfar kfar kfar kfar kyou". i wonder why he even played soccer in the first place. oh, i think he wants attention from all the cars on the road, thus he rolled onto the road once more and joined the fc. well, you cant blame him. after all, green apples aren't ripe. or maybe they are, physically. o.O

army daze is coming, and i've only sold 1 ticket. tmr, some teachers are gonna watch. starring kc!!!!!! . hey peeps reading this, if u have any frens going on friday, please tell me! don't let them buy from big butt apple! please k ;)

oh, i guess my bro is better nao. he asks me hor to spell dairea. so i be nice, and go microsoft word and checks it out. it turns out to be diarrhoea. sigh...one of the wierdest words in english.

i hope i can survive this damn week. really busy. im still mugging for chinese, luckily with one third left. but the one third are those i have no idea in the meaning. i think i might fall ill soon...why is it so unfair?! just when theres a test, i HAVE to have other commitments. 3 other. don't say me like wormy apple. i really dont wanna disappoint my mom. i disappoint her just too many times with my grades already.i. just. don't. want. to. get. shit. results. again. im gonna mug for the rest. help me...

2006-07-25T18:34:00.000+08:00

yessss. i've finally got my own blog. yeah.
firstly, i thank nic for inventing the great apple analogy. im gonna use it lots, cos its so useful. and cute.
secondly, i tell u my story. =)
today was better than yesterday. so maybe i shall tok abt yesterday first.

super stressful. that was yesterday. our english oral group is godly screwed. i don't mind the fat apple, but i wonder why did i end up with 2 southern chinese apples. one of them is yellow, and does nothing. the other piggy one, well, likes to roll onto the road and start honking at cars. the fat apple was clearly making sense, but the piggy apple disagrees at everything he says. the yellow apple simply follows on. wasted my precious 1 hour i had after coming back from cca. oh shucks. the yellow apple logs on and talks to me. says he'll be back at 7.30 to do english. nvm, i can always dao. i'll just do duo with fat apple ;)

that wasn't all for ytd. my bro was so insensitive, i couldn't stand him in the end. i have so much work, and he says i disturb him sleeping because of my typing. oh, for god's sake, get mom to buy a new com then. the current one is rotten. the keyboard is irritating, tap tap tap tap tap. rawr.

lucky nothing much went wrong in my cca. i got my cca tee shirt ytd. it isn't cool, it isn't expensive. but i like it. makes me feel proud and belonging =) come watch army daze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

then today. the match was pretty even, cos i think we sucked. if we went ahead in full steam, we could have thrashed them. possession we win. defence we win. only unlucky og. but nvm, we came back strongly with crushing pressure to pull one back. they all seem to be daniel style...use body to block the ball when want to take lose ball. so what should i do? only 'accidently' crash one titch to the floor...but next time, i really want to score!!!!!!! rawrrrr...

i think from today to the end of test week, i will be seen as a mugger. nuuuuuuuuuuuuu...sigh, i don't care, i will pia maple after week 8. go me!